10 excuses for not having sex

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We all know active sex life  is important  for healthy long term marriage.In our initial days everything is goody and we are all charged up  . As time goes by this spark is reduced and you start shirking away from sex. Although that’s not a good sign and you need to pep up your emotions . In addition to it you cant show your feelings of abstaining from sex to your partner , offcourse it will send him wrong signals . So best is to fake up some excuses till you are comfortable for that rocky honky sex .

  1. I still have to shaveimages (9)I haven’t shaved and I feel awful, honey it’s no go zone today …
  2. I don’t feel sexyimages (8)If you don’t feel good about yourself you won’t be set into mood .Instead of making love your partner will be counselling you on how beautiful you are for him.
  3. Early meeting    download (1)                                                                                                                                                         “Honey gotta an early meeting “. Your partner will understand your work pressure and with work tension on mind no one enjoys sex.
  4. I’m not feeling welldownloadGosh my back hurts … I just might have pulled up something heavy at gym … no one can be in human with you faking body aches will melt his mood and inspire him to give your body massage .
  5. I’m so tired.images (6)Honey I just feel like bashing in bed.. Today was very tiring day … you say these words and you will get cuddle and sweet kiss for pleasant night sleep.
  6. I ate too much                                                                                 images (5)Ahh I had too much, stomach is so hard and full. No one will like to make out with uncomfortable stomach with chances of you farting around. He will definitely be turned off with your bloated stomach.
  7. Woman stuff                                                                                images (4) We all have those five days when we can be officially out of sex .. Just make that excuse “my stomach is aching, I guess my periods are about corner “. He will understand your situation.
  8. Kids are still awake images (7)Don’t let the kids sleep and here you go … some people are uncomfortable with kids awake even if they have separate rooms.
  9. You need to take showerimages (11)You can mean to him by forcing him to take shower and reminding him you are turned off with his body odour.
  10. I’m not in moodimages (10)Sometimes when you don’t wanna make excuse just be bold and say affront. You are not turned on but just like cuddling and pestering…   this may hurt him nut explain your self .                                                                                                                                                   Well I strongly believe making excuses in not well in relationship but sometime we all need to fake something’s.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by s@mriti
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